Chapter 25: Overwhelming Health and High Damage

Can he really win?

I don’t think so. The black bear on the other side is too strong. The streamer is going to lose.

The black bear has too much health, and the streamer’s equipment isn’t up to par. He only has a stone spear. Look, he’s about to die.

Sigh, today’s so unlucky! Encountering the boss black bear as soon as he left. How can he win against this?!

In the end, it’s the streamer’s fault.

“Hey, what’re you saying? How can a man say it’s impossible?”

Seeing his fans saying that he can’t do it, Ling Xuefeng was instantly frustrated. But the more frustrated he became, the more mistakes he made. Facing the onslaught of the black bear, his character’s already low health rapidly reached zero, and in the end, with a scream, a big “noob” appeared on-screen.

“Damn it! I’m not playing anymore. I’ve been tormented today, and all you do is recommend trashy games for me to suffer! These data-stacked games have no soul!”

Angry, Ling Xuefeng slammed down the controller, his sweet mouth spewing out venomous words.

Hahaha, he’s mad. Old Ling is mad.

Understandable, Ling Xuefeng is frustrated.

Seeing the streamer in such a frustrated state, all the viewers showed no mercy and laughed, but Ling Xuefeng wasn’t bothered, as if everyone had gotten used to it.

Don’t be fooled by Ling Xuefeng’s name, which sounds like a cold, aloof god. In reality, he’s a full-on comedian. With his humorous streaming style and good looks, he’s attracted many fans. He’s a top-rated broadcaster on the entire Shark platform, with a fanbase of over a hundred thousand. Every time he streams, the viewer count is at least in the tens of thousands.

Who knows how many small streamers long to ride on his coattails and become famous overnight?

“What should we do next?”

Having been tormented for the day, Ling Xuefeng was exhausted. He opened the game interface again, but he didn’t want to start over. Instead, he wanted to do something different, and he had received a notification that gave him a topic to lead to.

“How about we do some room inspections?”

As soon as this idea was thrown out, the word “inspection” exploded in the live chat!

Let’s inspect! We want to see the balls!

What? If you mention this, I won’t be sleepy anymore!

Yes, watch the balls! Watch the balls!

Please, Old Ling, turn over the cards!

Countless viewers sent messages, creating a spectacular scene. The refresh rate made it impossible to clearly see what everyone was saying.

This was a scene that everyone loved to watch. Numerous female hosts went to great lengths to broadcast more exciting content in front of big-name hosts, even at the risk of being banned. After all, even if only a small portion of the tens of thousands of fans watching a popular host decided to stay, it would still result in thousands of new fans.

Ling Xuefeng glanced at the barrage of comments on the screen and squinted, laughing frivolously, “Alright, today I’ll take you guys to see something good! Let’s go exploring!”

After saying that, Ling Xuefeng casually opened the Shark live streaming platform in front of everyone. Although he had already made a choice, he still pretended to be indecisive, “Which one should I choose?”

“This one, this one, she has a big chest!”

“Or the one below, her dancing seems quite professional.”

“Whoa, who watches dancing seriously? Oh, the dancing is actually good; my bad.”

“What’s so great about these?” Ling Xuefeng glanced at the hosts suggested by the fans, showing disdain. “Just from the cover, you can tell it’s Photoshopped. Who knows how ugly the real person might be? If you end up with a stye later, you’ll blame me.”

“Come on, Ling, tell us where we can see some real beauties.”

“Exactly, if only your dick could be as tough as your mouth.”

“Heh! Today, I’ll tell you which section has the prettiest girls! Anyone with real taste knows that you have to go to the outdoor section to see attractive girls! I don’t usually share this with others!”

“The girls there are top-notch, often exercising, with both great figures and good looks, all long-legged and tall. Only an experienced driver like me could handle that!”

The barrage of comments was instantly filled with 666, indicating they all thought the host made a lot of sense. Ling Xuefeng saw that the situation was developing as expected, grinned, and opened the outdoor section, pretending to choose a girl while actually searching for the mission target arranged by Wang Weifeng.

He couldn’t help it, since Wang Weifeng had promised a recommendation next time, he couldn’t pass up the opportunity, and it wouldn’t cause him any loss either. He didn’t mind getting a recommendation.

However, after browsing for a while, he couldn’t find the target. He scrolled for a long time before finally finding the target in the unsigned section.

Damn! Not even signed yet?

Who wouldn’t favor a new host like that? Who was this guy to Wang Weifeng?

Ling Xuefeng’s mouth seemed sour…

However, after mocking in his mind, he still pretended not to be affected and said, “Hmm, this live stream seems quite interesting. The title looks bragging!”

The Fantastic God Stream, enjoying the scenery of Qinling?

The other viewers hesitated, they were promised a girl, but it was a man instead. They started to protest one after another, but Ling Xuefeng began to insist on pushing forward.

He thought, ‘I can’t afford to lose face in this recommendation!’

But as soon as he entered, the very clear camera angle and the crawling Bi Fang immediately startled him.

What’s going on? Are they shooting a movie?

The tens of thousands of viewers who followed Ling Xuefeng felt the same when they saw Bi Fang in full gear through the live stream.

Bi Fang looked at a tree covered with scratch marks and said solemnly to the camera, “Although Asian black bears are quite large, they are not ‘tall’ in reality. Even if the black bear we encounter is particularly big, its body length will not exceed 1.8 meters, and its limbs are far from the elongated limbs of primates, making it difficult to stretch over their heads.”

“The black bear can walk upright on its hind legs. When this black bear stood up, it should be almost 2.3 meters tall, which is probably a palm’s distance from the height where I hung the rabbit meat.”

As he looked at the highest scratch mark left on the trunk of the tree, Bi Fang estimated the size of the black bear when it was standing upright and spoke with a puzzled tone.

Bi Fang’s own height exceeded 1.8 meters, and last night he had to stand on his toes to tie the vines up. Without a doubt, the smoked rabbit meat should be hanging between 2.3 to 2.4 meters high.

And the black bear stood more than two meters tall while upright…

Look at the complex footprints on the ground and the claw marks on the tree; Bi Fang could even imagine the scene where the black bear was stretching its claws under the tree.

Ah, just a few centimeters apart?

It was so close, yet unreachable.

Black Bear: I am furious that I can’t reach it.

It seems like a goofy bear?

Goofy? It bites you once, and you won’t feel it’s goofy then.

“Alright, since the black bear is no longer around, we should quickly take down the rabbit meat. This process must be quick!”

“A larger bear can reach an astonishing speed of 60 kilometers per hour when it runs. The internal organs burial site is only 200 meters away from here. It would take the black bear only ten seconds to charge over!”

Damn, it runs so fast? That’s like 16 or 17 meters per second, right?

Isn’t that faster than the world champion?

When I watch Animal Planet, it seems that predators in nature run faster than humans…

Fang Shen has really got some guts!

Ling Xuefeng was surprised to see the barrage of comments in Bi Fang’s live stream, “Holy crap! He’s really in a primeval forest! And he’s going to fight a bear for food?”

This is a real-life man vs. bear battle!

His equipment is exactly the same as Old Ling’s; it’s a real-life replica!

Shouldn’t we go to the live stream and help him out?

Screw the black bear, let’s go!

The fans who followed Ling Xuefeng saw that Bi Fang was going to compete with a bear for food and were instantly thrilled. They began to search for Bi Fang’s live stream.