Chapter 309: Let’s Go Hit on the Freshmen Girls!

For college students, the words “underclassman girl” are very exciting because as an upperclassman, guys naturally have a sense of confidence when facing underclassman girls.

I’m one grade above you and one year older than you. This is an advantage in terms of status and experience.

So in principle, for people with average looks, pursuing underclassman girls is more relaxed than pursuing classmates or upperclassman girls.

This theory doesn’t apply to everyone, but it can be seen as a general phenomenon.

Moreover, at the beginning of the school year, faced with unfamiliar classmates and an unfamiliar environment, some timid underclassman girls feel like duckweed, drifting and swaying, and urgently need a reliable big brother figure as a shore in their hearts.

If you can interpret a trustworthy upperclassman persona during this time period, give the underclassman girls who left home to study some sense of security, and correctly guide their reliance, then the success rate of turning reliance into love is very high.

Ren Ziqiang gave Jiang Tian the idea to be a tool man for this very reason.

Moreover, he’s not just a simple upperclassman identity. He’s the class representative assistant, which gives him even more of an advantage because your purpose in contacting underclassman girls is legitimate and inevitable. Even if you have the intention to hook up with underclassman girls, they won’t be too wary or resistant in a short period of time.

As long as you can take this opportunity to break into the underclassman girls’ hearts, then finding three or five girlfriends for him is definitely not a difficult task.

So what’s the key?

It’s that you need to be reliable and trustworthy, and the underclassman girl you choose is a bit timid and lacks a sense of security.

However, based on Jiang Qin’s understanding of Ren Ziqiang, he felt that the possibility of this guy playing the role of a reliable and trustworthy upperclassman was zero, because this guy’s EQ has always been offline.

“Bro Jiang, the freshmen are going to start military training tomorrow. Are you going with us?” Ren Ziqiang extended an invitation.

“I have something to do tomorrow. You guys go ahead.”

Ren Ziqiang pursed his lips, “Although you have a celestial girl like Feng Nanshu, the law doesn’t stipulate that you can’t look at other beauties. Look at Cao, he dares to go even though he has Ding Xue.”

Cao Guangyu coughed, “Don’t fucking tell Ding Xue. I don’t want a grand display.”

“Old Cao, you’ve got some guts. With Ding Xue’s temper, you dare to go to the field to look at underclassman girls?” Jiang Qin was very puzzled.

“The thrill of facing upperclassman girls and underclassman girls is completely different. Ding Xue is too domineering. This time I’m following Ren Ziqiang to watch the military training, mainly to experience the thrill of being an upperclassman and feel the admiring eyes of the underclassman girls, as if among a sea of flowers, I remain calm and unperturbed.”

Cao Guangyu raised the corner of his mouth, having already set his upperclassman persona for tomorrow.

Jiang Qin exclaimed, “If you put it that way, I really want to see this scene.”

Upon hearing this, Ren Ziqiang immediately struck while the iron was hot, “Then let’s go together. The F4 of our 302 will set out together, just like the F4’s collective appearance in Meteor Garden!”

“Then let’s go. But there’s one thing I need to clarify. I’m not Dao Mingsi, I’m Daniel Wu.”

Jiang Qin was going to the school affairs office tomorrow to see Zhang Boqing, give some gifts, chat a bit, and so on. He might pass by the field on the way, so going along to take a look wouldn’t be a detour.

Although Zhihu and Pintuan have now completely left the campus, you can’t just pretend not to know someone after using them. That would be too heartless, even worse than a dog.

Boss Jiang had never given gifts to Zhang Boqing before. One reason was that he was really poor at the start-up stage, and the other was that after giving gifts, the nature of the relationship between the two would be a bit like an exchange of benefits.

But now, his subsequent business doesn’t need Linchuan University’s endorsement, so he can give gifts with a clear conscience, and Dean Zhang can also receive them with peace of mind.

This logic is actually quite strange, but it’s also a kind of worldly wisdom.

The more casual the visit and the more selfless the gift, the more it can highlight sincerity and bring the two closer together.

Zhang Boqing helped him for Linchuan University’s achievements in the field of entrepreneurship, but Jiang Qin never thought this way and never believed that others helping him was a given. Be grateful for what you should be grateful for. This is his way of dealing with the world.

Early the next morning, the sun was shining brightly. Ren Ziqiang couldn’t wait to change into his most handsome clothes, using half a pound of hair gel.

“Bro Jiang, Bro Cao, Chao, let’s go. The underclassman girls on the field are waiting to be fed!”

Jiang Qin stretched lazily and glanced at him, “Military training has just started. Don’t be in a hurry. Let’s wait forty minutes before going.”

Ren Ziqiang was stunned for a moment, “Why?”

“What can you do if you go now? You can only stand by and watch them do military training. The first item of freshman military training is standing at attention. The underclassman girls will be standing still with nothing to do, and their eyes will definitely be focused on you, seeing all your flaws, such as a high hairline, crooked teeth…”

“Fuck, when should I go then?”

Jiang Qin propped himself up on the bed board and sat up against the headboard, “According to common sense, an hour later is break time. You get a watermelon and appear on the field in a suave manner, giving everyone a slice. The image of a gentle upperclassman will be more or less established, and the favorability value will start with a +5.”

Ren Ziqiang listened very seriously, “Then can I find a girlfriend?”

“Tricks are just an auxiliary means. No underclassman girl will fall in love with you because of a piece of watermelon, but a good start will save you a lot of trouble. It’s always better than standing there like a fool and being watched like a monkey.”

“Makes sense…”

Ren Ziqiang carefully pondered for a moment and couldn’t help but be greatly shocked, thinking that Jiang Qin was indeed a man who had conquered a celestial girl.

If such a person became unscrupulous and became a scumbag, wouldn’t Jiang Tian and her roommates have to get pregnant collectively, each giving birth to triplets? Zhuang Chen might even have a chance to raise one for Jian Chun as a substitute.

Forty minutes later, the F4 packed up and went out. They first went to the supermarket to buy a watermelon, cut it up, and then came to the field, only to find that there were two other groups of people standing on the field.

One group was Zhang Guangfa, He Shixin, and Du Ziteng from the next door dormitory, and the other group was the upperclassmen Sui Jun and Shao Qing, who were sophomores last year and juniors this year.

These few people were known as the old bachelors of the School of Finance. The reason they were famous was not because they had been single for a long time, but because as long as there were girls present, they would inevitably be there too, flirting indiscriminately 360 degrees. As long as the girl wasn’t ugly, they basically fell in love at first sight.

Having gained such a reputation, they basically lost their right to choose a spouse at the school. Freshman underclassman girls were their only chance because the underclassman girls had just arrived and hadn’t heard the rumors about them yet.

It was just the break time for military training. The few of them were empty-handed, finding people to chat with. For people who looked lecherous like this, they could arouse the underclassman girls’ infinite wariness without even opening their mouths, so it was quite normal for them to not find a partner.

Cao Guangyu waved his hand, “Let’s go. We’ll each show off and see who gets the most QQ numbers. The loser will treat everyone to a meal!”

“Forget it. I won’t participate. I’ll just be your background honestly.” Jiang Qin had no interest in being a prominent target.

Cao Guangyu looked back at him, “Old Jiang, being looked at by innocent underclassman girls with admiring and adoring eyes feels great. You’ll definitely regret missing out.”

“Erotic underclassman girls? Where are the erotic underclassman girls?”

“???”

Jiang Qin carefully observed and found that even the shoes the underclassman girls were wearing were military canvas shoes. Where was there even a hint of eroticism? So he waved his hand disinterestedly and found a shady spot to sit down.

Ren Ziqiang was already impatient at this point. He shouted “Eat watermelon!”, making a dazzling entrance, causing the underclassman girls who were sitting on the spot to surge forward.

“Fuck, Bro Jiang really does have some tricks up his sleeve.” Zhou Chao sighed.

“Chao, don’t have blind faith in Jiang Qin. Those are just despicable means. Watch me perform in a bit!”

Cao Guangyu put on a pair of sunglasses, looking all cool and aloof, then picked up a slice of watermelon and handed it to a freshman girl sitting behind him.

His instincts were quite on point, every move exuding the aura of a “domineering senior”, but only he knew that right now he was imitating Jiang Qin from last year’s military training.

Zhang Guangfa and Sui Jun weren’t about to be outdone. They plopped down right in front of the new students and started attracting the girls’ attention with tales of “fun in college” and “academy gossip”.

With watermelon to eat and stories to listen to, it was unclear if the girls were moved, but they were certainly entertained.

When a freshman girl reacted to their stories with exclamations like “Wow”, “Really?”, “That’s crazy”, Zhang Guangfa, Sui Jun and the others felt they had it in the bag, their humorous senior personas established.

And when Cao Guangyu nonchalantly handed over a slice of watermelon and heard things like “Thanks senior” and “Senior, why aren’t you talking?”, Old Cao also felt confident his domineering senior image was set.

But just as everyone was pulling out all the stops, practically writing “I’m so charming” on their foreheads, a sweet-looking freshman girl suddenly spoke up.

“That senior with the sunglasses, do you know Jiang Qin?”

“?”

As her words fell, the whole training field of posturing kings instantly fell silent, looking at each other in bewilderment.

We went through hell trying to show off in various ways, and not only do you not remember our names, but Jiang Qin is in the back not saying a word, keeping such a low profile he barely lifted his head, so how do you know his name?

Hearing this, the other freshman girls in the crowd couldn’t help but gather around too, the formation suddenly erupting with eager questions.

“Did senior Jiang Qin come?”

“I heard Jiang Qin glows, is that true?”

“Can you call senior Jiang over? I want to see what a real heartthrob looks like.”

Cao Guangyu was stunned. It was only the second day of school, he was certain Old Jiang hadn’t had time to show off to the freshmen in advance, so who was doing it for him?

So after some careful questioning, the few posturing kings finally learned the truth.

It turned out that yesterday when Jiang Tian was leading the class, she was asked by the new students if she had a boyfriend. Jiang Tian said no, but that she had a crush on a heartthrob named Jiang Qin.

Then this morning, Jiang Tian prepared a speech to go participate in the student council election, and Song Qingqing took over managing them. When asked the same question, her answer was the same.

I don’t have a boyfriend, but my dream guy is Jiang Qin.

One person saying it was no big deal, but when two people both had a crush on him, it made people very curious. Plus Jiang Tian and Song Qingqing were from the same dorm and were close friends. For both of them to like the same guy, how dreamy must he be?

Cao Guangyu and Ren Ziqiang were a bit better off, just feeling a bit uncomfortable being shown up. But Zhang Guangfa was furious, cursing up a storm in his heart.

Last year during military training, the prettiest girl was yours, even the somewhat pretty ones were crazy for you. We finally made it to sophomore year and the freshmen are here, but damn if you didn’t become their heartthrob again. This disparity is just too fucking intense!