Chapter 84: Your Eyes Sure Are Picky?
by xennovel“Feng Nanshu, come out and get your certificate!”
Jiang Qin called out towards the room and light quick footsteps immediately sounded from the office.
The little rich girl was wearing a slim-fitting, pale yellow dress with white flowers today, revealing a small exquisite fair-skinned collarbone, looking ethereal with a sense of freshness as if she stepped out of a painting, yet not lacking cold elegance and grace.
She walked to the door and looked at Jiang Qin with clear eyes.
In Jiang Qin’s view, this gaze was a bit silly, but in Cao Xinyue’s eyes, it had a distant cold feeling, like the female lead character in novels, beauty and wisdom coexisting, pure yet alluring.
Also, this aloof gaze was clearly looking at Jiang Qin, she just happened to be standing a bit closer, but felt like she was impacted too.
With this level of beauty, she’d look good even in a military coat, unless she opened her mouth and spoke in a Shandong dialect, otherwise this face was truly flawless.
“No wonder he doesn’t date…” Cao Xinyue mused.
After hearing this, Jiang Qin froze for a moment and turned to look at Cao Xinyue, “Senior, what did you say?”
“Junior schoolmate, you’re not dating because you can’t chase her, right? A girl like this, the difficulty is hell mode, I don’t think you’ll be able to date in this lifetime.” Cao Xinyue made a tsk tsk sound.
“Senior, your brain-filling ability is at the level of an online novelist, right? Why not come work part-time at our forum? I’ll hype you into the new generation romance queen, you’ll get super famous and I’ll make a ton of money!”
Cao Xinyue pursed her lips, knowing guys care about face, so she didn’t continue teasing. She greeted Feng Nanshu and took her downstairs to the general office.
Applying for a self-employment certificate was quite simple, just fill out an application form, have Director Yan stamp it when the time comes, and take a moment to register it with the Industry and Commerce Bureau.
Feng Nanshu leaned over the table, writing carefully stroke by stroke, as if filling out some major life-changing application, her pretty face full of solemnity and seriousness.
Phew–
When the last word was written, the little rich girl let out a deep breath, picking up the form towards the window, letting the sunlight shine through the back of the paper, illuminating the elegant handwriting.
Applicant: Feng Nanshu
Gender: Female
Enterprise Name: Xitian Milk Tea Shop
Identity: Boss’s Wife
Registration Location: Entrepreneurship Base General Office
Participated in Entrepreneurship Training: No
Main Business: Milk Tea
Funding Source: Provided by Jiang Qin
…
“I’m done filling it out.”
“Alright junior schoolmate, just leave the form here, you can go.”
Cao Xinyue smiled and placed the form at the very top, ensuring the professor would stamp it first. No choice, being good-looking came with privileges, especially this kind of beauty that slayed both men and women, the privileges were immense.
Feng Nanshu hesitantly walked out a few steps, still couldn’t help glancing back when leaving, thinking where’s my boss’s wife certificate?
But she was a bit socially anxious, besides being able to chatter endlessly in front of Jiang Qin, when facing people she met for the first time, she basically couldn’t speak.
So even though the little rich girl was full of questions, she didn’t say them out loud, deciding to go back and ask Jiang Qin.
“That fairy-like junior’s handwriting is so beautiful, neater than printed text, really matching her looks. A girl like this, Jiang Qin would probably chase her until his shoes fell off and still not catch her. No wonder he gets irritated hearing the word love, always looking down on romance, he must have suffered many setbacks leading to psychological shadows.”
“…”
“Hm?”
Cao Xinyue picked up the application form again, her gaze stopping on the “Purpose of Entrepreneurship” column, her expression gradually becoming odd.
[To be Jiang Qin’s boss’s wife]
“?????”
Leaving the Entrepreneurship Base general office, Feng Nanshu walked upstairs with light steps, just in time to meet Jiang Qin coming out, “All done?”
“Done, but there’s no certificate, did she forget to give it to me?” Feng Nanshu opened her two empty hands.
“That means they don’t agree to you being the boss’s wife.”
“…”
Feng Nanshu widened her pretty eyes, as if struck by lightning.
At 3pm in the afternoon, as the character profiles of the goddesses from each department were uploaded, the website set off another wave of excitement.
First of all, the content team’s writing was indeed quite good, described very meticulously. Also, using milk tea flavors to describe the goddesses’ styles, this idea was outrageously brilliant.
This description method not only made the image of each department’s goddess fuller and more three-dimensional, it also made the milk tea flavors matched to them instantly become best-sellers at the Xitian milk tea shop.
Elegant and light grape with aloe.
Lively and cheerful cheese strawberry.
Gentle and delicate mango pomelo sago.
Voluptuous honey pomelo.
Cold and tsundere naughty oolong.
Although the packaging was still the old packaging, each flavor tasted much better than before for some reason.
Also, when going to each department to do character interviews, Jiang Qin had Dong Wenhao specially sign an authorization contract with each department goddess, which added some legitimacy to the website event.
Although it was 2008 now, women’s love of being praised and love of comparing looks was the same, after all, this was an excellent traditional culture passed down since ancient times.
Someone coming to specially interview you because you’re beautiful and even using your name for milk tea packaging, in their eyes this was something worth being proud of, so they readily agreed.
However, after the character profiles were spread by forum users, hidden troubles inadvertently got exposed.
At 3:30pm, a group of male students from the School of Literature charged over from the east campus to the main campus entrepreneurship base, faces full of anger, eyes constantly flashing with flames.
Among them, some were tall, some short, some fat, some thin, some long-haired, some short-haired, and some with middle parts. They were diverse in appearance, each different from the other, but they had a common goddess – Liu Yiyi from the Literature Department.
Liu Yiyi was very popular in the Literature Department and was also a hot contender in this campus belle selection competition.
When Dong Wenhao took Lu Feiyu to interview her, she was very happy, because girls love beauty, but love even more having others appreciate their beauty.
So, she had been looking forward to her character profile ever since being interviewed, wanting to see what kind of image she had in everyone’s eyes.
But after the character profile came out, she was completely stunned.
Why were the adjectives for others all “stunning country toppler”, “incomparable beauty”, “graceful and alluring”, “national beauty”, but when it got to her it became “delicate and pretty”?
She was very angry, directly making sarcastic remarks in the forum discussion group for a while, basically insinuating that the person who wrote her character profile was blind, feeling a bit like crying from the grievance.
Feeling like crying?
Liu Yiyi’s fans saw this and thought, no way! So they immediately gathered people to come demand an explanation.
Why were the goddesses of other departments all praised like flowers, but when it got to Goddess Liu, it was just a “delicate and pretty”? Who are you looking down on!
Of course, the forum headquarters location wasn’t hard to find.
Because there was a banner on the website homepage that said for business cooperation, please come to Entrepreneurship Base Room 208 on the main campus.
“Who’s in charge here?”
The large crowd of male students from the Literature Department arrived at 208, a full 20+ people, all die-hard fans of Liu Yiyi, the kind to fight if you say fight.
“It’s me.” Dong Wenhao looked around, seeing the boss wasn’t here, so he took the initiative to stand up.
No choice, besides Jiang Qin, he and Su Nai were the oldest in this office. Faced with so many people, he couldn’t let a girl stand out.
Also, he discovered a few familiar faces among them, probably from the Literature Department.
“I’m asking you, who wrote the character profile for Liu Yiyi of the Literature Department?”
Lu Feiyu swallowed, “I wrote it…”
The lead male student’s face instantly darkened, “Are your eyes for breathing? Goddess Liu is so good-looking, yet you say she’s delicate and pretty? How is that any different from insulting her?”
“I was just making a very objective evaluation.”
“Objective? Oh, you’ve seen that many beautiful women to say Liu Yiyi looks delicate and pretty? Your eyes sure are picky!”